A scene from ASCB

A peek into the life of a Ph.D. from the American Society for Cell Biology meeting

Scene: purchasing a bottle of water at the consession stand at the Moscone center

Cashier: That will be $2.75

Me: (fumbling through my change) $2.75!? For Water? I can't afford that!

Cashier: Oh honey, just wait until you are a big Doctor.

Me: But I AM a DOCTOR!